Bierce/Voicelines

This is a list of Bierce's voicelines throughout the game so far. Bierce is voiced by Carolyn Seymour.

Dark Deception

Prologue

Voiceline	Used	Audio File
"Oh! Another one. How nice to have some company again."	Her first quote, when starting the game.
"Come over here. Let's have a look at you..."	Bierce gesturing to Doug to come to her for examination.
"You disappoint me love. You really do... So many fears... So many desires... I thought you'd be bigger."	Bierce expressing her disappointment in Doug and what he seeks.
"Don't look so confused... I know everything you've got hidden in that brain of yours. I know all the terrible things you've done. So many good intentions laid to waste... I can see the regret, eating away at your soul..."	Bierce explaining what she knows about Doug.
"Hah! But now your time has come and here you are, to grovel and beg."	Bierce remarking that Doug has likely passed away, and that he has come to her to redeem himself.
"You can't go back.. Only death awaits you there now."	Bierce telling Doug that he is unable to return to normal life, reminiscent of the chapter title.
"Fear not love, you've got potential! I see it in you, and I can help change your fate. But if you want a new life, you're going to have to suffer quite a bit to get it."	Bierce explaining that Doug must pay a heavy price to get the new life he desires.
"The pieces to a powerful ring are hidden in nightmares behind each of these portals. Find them, and bring them to me. And you'll get your wish."	Bierce explaining the pieces of the Riddle of Heaven and tasking Doug to collect each piece to achieve his gift.
"Fail, and you'll find there are fates far worse than death awaiting you here."	Bierce revealing the outcome if Doug fails his mission.
"Clock's ticking..."	Bierce hurrying Doug after unlocking the first portal.

Monkey Business

	Used	Audio File
"What a charming little hotel... Bring back any memories?"	Upon starting the level.
"Going up?"	Bierce, after the lobby elevator opens.
"Now, listen closely... See those floating bits of crystal? Those are soul shards, fragments of human spirit scattered throughout the halls of this little maze. Each crystal is remnant of one who has met their end here. Gather them all, and the first ring piece will be yours. One more thing. You're not alone. There are monsters in here, and they're looking for you. Here, you'll need this. It can detect each shard's location. It was left by the last... Guest to disappoint me here. A very clever girl. Just not a very fast runner. Enough instruction. Break those boards and let's get this party started!"	Bierce explaining the tutorial.
"Here it comes!"	Bierce warning Doug.
"It's found you!"
"Run!"
"It's almost got you! Run!"
"It's closing in! Hurry!"
"It's here."
"Run, run!"	Bierce warning Doug. Also when the Monkeys chase Doug to the portal.
"It's right behind you!"	Bierce warning the player.
"You've gathered half of the shards. I'm impressed. I would've thought you'd have been shredded by now..."	After collecting half of the required shards.
"You've gathered all of the soul shards. The ring piece is now exposed, and the monsters will go into a frenzy. Get to the ring piece before Mr. Monkey finds you!"	After collecting all of the required shards.
"Shoot, he knows you're here now, you need to escape. Get to the portal, hurry!"	After acknowledging Malak's awakening.
"Dead already? That's okay. Nobody liked you anyway."	Upon dying to Murder Monkeys or Chef Monkeys.
"Death by monkey? Oh dear, how embarrassing!"
"It helps if you don't let them stab you in the face."
"That's what you get for monkeying around with Murder Monkeys!"
"Ugh, you're making it pretty easy to root for the monkeys."

Elementary Evil

Voiceline	Used	Audio File
"Don't you ever miss your school days? After all, it was the last time you were innocent."	Upon starting the level.
"Another barrier. You know what to do."	Bierce commenting on the second barrier.
"Looks like school is back in session..."	Bierce announcing the start of the shard hunt.
"An unmarked grave. It must be hers."	Bierce noting the graveyard on the projector room screen.
"That's all of the shards here, but it's only half. The ring barrier is still active, there must be more in another part of the school. Hurry, and find the next zone!"	Bierce telling Doug to reach Zone 2.
"There it is! The ring altar will always be found at the heart of each nightmare."	Upon finding the ring altar.
"How creative. It's her victims, this school has become her dollhouse."	Bierce noting Agatha's victims behind the classroom windows in Zone 2.
"That's the last of the shards. Now get to the ring piece, before Agatha gets you!"	After collecting the final shard.
"This is fine."	After the school bells begin ringing.
"Move faster! Malak's here!"	After Malak gives chase in the final act.
"It's open!"	After opening the doors leading back to the portal. Also used in Mascot Mayhem.
"Agatha wants to play doctor. Too bad she's all out of anesthetic."	Upon dying to Agatha.
"Girls just want to have fun... killing you."
*Chuckles* "I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl!"
"Don't be scared. Agatha just likes to play a little rough..." *Chuckles*
"Tag! You're dead!"

Deadly Decadence

Voiceline	Used	Audio File
"Keep your eyes open, love. The statues in this place are awfully lifelike."	Upon starting the level.
"I wonder who does the landscaping here. Very impressive."	Upon entering the main courtyard.
"Watch your step! It's hard to run with a gaping hole in your foot!"	Bierce warning Doug about the spike traps.
"In case you were wondering, yes. Those footsteps are getting louder."	When the Gold Watchers are nearing Doug.
"Halfway there, and you're still alive. I don't know whether to be impressed, or disappointed."	After collecting half of the shards.
"This zone is clear, get to the manor!"	After collecting all required shards in the maze.
"How nostalgic. I used to have a manor like this. Much bigger, of course."	Bierce remarking the manor after exiting the maze.
"Is it terribly rude if you let yourself in unannounced?"	Upon entering the manor.
"You found the altar, now get the rest of the shards."	Upon reaching the ring altar.
"They're using the rings' power to create living statues. What a waste."	Upon discovering the secret room where the Gold Watchers are made.
"You've done it, now get the ring piece while you still can!"	Upon collecting all of the soul shards.
"This nightmare is collapsing. You need to get back to the portal!"	Upon obtaining the ring piece.
"You know what they say, love. Sticks and stones."	Upon dying to Gold Watchers or Titan Watchers.
"Huh. Maybe you should rub some dirt on it."
"Now that's how you die in style!"
"I think it wants to give you a hug. Isn't that sweet?"
"Killed by a statue. You must be crushed."
"Ugh, is it really that hard to outrun a statue?!"
"Watch your step, love! *Chuckles*"	Upon dying to a trap.
"Look out! A trap! *gasp* Oops. Too late."
"Ooh, didn't see that one coming did ya?"
"Oh, come on! You walked right into that one!"
"The idea is to avoid the traps, love. I thought we've been over that!"
"You seem to really enjoy pain, don't you?"
"Now, that deserves a facepalm."

Stranger Sewers

Voiceline	Used	Audio File
"Not afraid of a little sewer water, are you? Just don't get any of it in your mouth."	Upon entering the level.
"You've heard the urban legends, I'm sure. All kinds of things get flushed down here. Alligators. Goldfish. Duckies."	Bierce mentioning things that get flushed into the sewers and cuing in the Dread Duckies.
"Mmm... this sewer smells very... ripe. *Gag* I think I just threw up in my mouth a little."	Bierce responding to the smell of the sewers.
"Well, that's interesting."	Upon reaching the second sewer door.
"It's unlocked."	After being freed from Doom Ducky.
"They're trying to blend in, eh? Let's see how well you pay attention to details."	Bierce remarking the Dread Duckies.
"You've gathered half the shards. Try to live long enough to get the rest."	Upon collecting all shards in Zone 1.
"I'm sure that rumbling is nothing to be concerned about."	After witnessing the Doom Ducky's outbreak in the central chamber.
"They're hiding in the shadows."	Upon entering Zone 2.
"You might want to take a shower after this."	Upon entering one of the large rectangular chambers.
"That's the last shard, get to the ring piece."	Upon collecting the last soul shard.
"Now, that's a huge duckie."	When Doug begins fighting Doom Ducky.
"Use the pillars to slow it down!"	Bierce giving advice on how to fight Doom Ducky.
"Getting back to the portal is not going to be so easy this time. Don't screw it up!"	After returning to Zone 1.
"Well, sometimes you eat the duck, and sometimes it eats you!"	Upon dying to Doom Ducky or the Dread Duckies.
"Play dead, and maybe it will leave you alone. Or just die, that works too."	Upon dying to Doom Ducky or Dread Duckies.
"I think it wants to take you home and meet its' family. That's sweet!"
"Oh, but it makes bath time so much fun, doesn't it?"
"Yes, your corpse will float too."
"Duck, duck, die!"

Crazy Carnevil

Voiceline	Used	Audio File
"Aaah, the circus, those were pretty popular in my day. Such talent and showmanship. As a girl, the performance never failed to fill me with wonder. Watching them I wanted to become a star too..."	Bierce explaining her past and connection to the circus.
"Now children just sit around and... what? Watch others play video games? Huh."	Bierce roasting Let's Players and their viewers.
"Let me guess. Coulrophobia?"	After witnessing the Clown Car speed by.
"I think they're inviting you in. Ready for the big top?"	When approaching the big top.
"Go on, press it. You know you want to. Live a little!"	After picking up the mallet
"Oh my, you actually did it! I may have underestimated how little you consider the consequences of your actions."	After using the mallet.
"You seem to be far luckier here in this world."	After managing to escape the cage.
"Well, this is all a bit surreal."	Upon entering Zone 1.
"What an unusual nightmare. What's your connection to this place?"	Bierce remarking the area after the slide.
"Are you prone to motion sickness? I hope not, because there's plenty more of this here."	Upon entering the roller coaster cart.
"What's black and white and red all over? I'd start running before you find out."	Upon entering Zone 2.
"That's it! Now get to the ring piece."	After collecting all of the shards.
"Try laughing the pain away. Maybe that'll help."	Upon dying to the Clown Gremlin or Goliath Clowns.
"Oh, that's not funny. That's not funny at all!"
"Well, I guess the joke's on you. And on the floor. And all over the walls."
"Ouch! Maybe you just need a better sense of humor."
"The only thing you have to fear is fear itself! Oh, and evil clowns."
"It would be funny if it wasn't so sad."

Torment Therapy

Voicelines	Used	Audio File
"A hospital? Well, I guess everyone has to face their demons sooner or later. Maybe this place can help you with that."	Upon entering the level.
"I don't know what she's talking about, but she has her head in a bag. That's kind of a red flag, isn't it?"	After the Reaper Nurse at the counter offers to help Doug.
"Kind of disturbing... but I do like her shoes."	Upon entering the hallway filled with dancing Reaper Nurses.
"Are you sure you want to stand on it?"	Warning the player about the scale surrounded by suspicious posters.
"I don't know, something seems a bit off about that scale."	Informing the player of her suspicions of the scale.
"Maybe it's just me, but I don't think you want to still be in this room when that timer reaches zero. Find a way out of here!"	After being locked in the needle chamber and when the timer begins.
"I think she might be trying to kill you. Big surprise, be on guard."	Warning the player not to trust the Reaper Nurse.
"They can cloak? That's going to be troublesome."	After the Reaper Nurse becomes invisible.
"So Malak's minions are not very fond of me. Shocking, I know."	Upon entering the decontamination chamber.
"They could be anywhere, stay alert. They might be invisible to the eye, but they can't hide the sounds they make."	Bierce giving advice for countering Reaper Nurses.
"That's a big needle."	When Doug gets spotted by Reaper Nurses.
"Oh my, they are fast."
"Somehow, I don't think you'll find any atonement in her syringe."
"If you don't want to be a human pin cushion, you might want to move out of the way when they charge."
"Maybe you should've brought some roller skates with you."
"Now that's a huge woman."	When Doug encountered the Matron.
"Wait, did you hear something?"	When a Reaper Nurse entered from behind.
"Look out!"	Bierce warn Doug about Reaper Nurse's attack.
"Wake up, you idiot!"	When Doug is unconscious.
"Ah, you careless oaf. Get up now!"
"In case you didn't notice, they're trying to kill you again."	Bierce telling Doug the plan of the Reaper Nurses
"That was close."	When Doug escaped the cell.
"You need to find a way to get past her, use your brain."	Bierce telling Doug to sneak through the Matron and the Reaper Nurses.
"Some pretty twisted therapy in this place, be careful if you don't actually become... a patient."	When Doug entered the therapy center.
"This is the first handicap accessible nightmare I have ever encountered."	When Doug used the metal platforms.
"No time to rest, get to the ring piece."	After Doug collected all the soul shards.
"You got it! Now get out of this twisted hospital."	After Doug obtained the ring piece.
"Malak is not around, maybe he's demoralized."	Bierce noticed that Malak doesn't appear.
"This is their idea of mercy?"	During the Matron boss fight.
"That's it, do that again."	When the Matron got damaged.
"The governor called. You've been pardoned. Oops... Too late!"	Upon dying to the Reaper Nurses or the Matron.
"Oooo, that tingles!"
"Any last words? Too bad, nobody listening!"
"Smells like bacon frying. Oh wait, is that you?"

Mascot Mayhem

Voicelines	Used	Audio File
"Welcome to... Joy Joy Land? Ugh, I've got a bad feeling about this place. I'd pick up the pace if I were you."	Upon entering the level.
"Ugh, not very magical looking is it?"	When Doug is near the castle.
"More lasers, and another camera. You know what to do."	Bierce advising Doug to use the Vanish power.
"You clumsy oaf! You can't even do that right."	When Doug does not use his Vanish power to avoid the cameras in the right entrance of Zone 1.
"Is that a rabbit?"	When a room lights up, revealing Lucky and Penny.
"Really, Malak? A rabbit and a chicken? Are we a joke to you?"	When Doug gets chased by Lucky and Penny at the same time.
"What a waste of eggs."	When Penny throws her first egg.
"Head back to the security checkpoint."	After Doug collected all soul shards in Zone 1.
"It's a trap. Run!"	When Doug gets chased by clones of Lucky and Penny.
"Well aren't you popular? Remember when I said nobody liked you? Ha, they can't get enough of you here. You might want to run inside now."	Bierce telling Doug to get inside the castle.
"That's pretty disturbing. The gate is securely locked, right?"	After Doug made it to the entrance.
"I think they're looking at you. No sudden movements. Maybe if you don't move, they can't see you. So creepy..."	When Doug pressed the button in the elevator.
"Remember when I said I had a bad feeling about this place? Now I'm really getting a bad feeling about this place."	During the elevator cutscene.
"Some kind of control room? Everything is offline though."	After Jocelyn finished her announcement.
"Great, now there's a pig too. Well at least you only have to deal with this one, I had to deal with one my entire life."	After Hangry's introduction.
"That pig looks pretty powerful. It's probably a good idea not to let it get too close to you."	Bierce advising Doug to avoid Hangry.
"I'm not really feeling the joy yet, how about you?"	After the Joy Joy Gang got electrocuted.
"Oh good, everything works now. How convenient. You heard her, get to Zone 3."	Bierce telling Doug to go to zone 3 after he restored the power
"Where are we? Some kind of processing plant?"	Upon entering zone 3.
"It's another ambush!"	When the Joy Joy Gang appears behind Doug and start chasing him.
"Hit the button, crush them! Ha, take that! Now that they are out of the way, find a way back up to the control room."	Bierce telling Doug to crush the Joy Joy Gang and return to the control room.
"Try crushing it again!"	Bierce telling Doug to crush Joy Kill.
"That didn't work? This thing is invincible."	When the crusher got destroyed by Joy Kill's laser.
"Don't get that thing near you!"	During Joy Kill boss fight.
"How are you going to beat that thing?"
"You need to find a way to finish it off permanently."
"Look, that vat of molten steel below. It might be our only hope."
"Find a way to knock that thing in."
"You're locked in!"	When Jocelyn put the place in lockdown for 2 minutes.
"Please stay alive until the door opens!"	Bierce telling Doug to survive.
"Escape! Run!"	When Joy Kill jumped from behind the wall and blocked the portal.
"Curse you demon!"	When Malak appears after Doug got beaten by the Joy Joy Gang. Also used when killed in Monsters & Mortals.
"Maybe if you lie still and bleed for him, he'll sing you a song."	Upon dying to the Joy Joy Gang or Joy Kill.
"Death. By furry? I can't even mock you, it's too easy!"
"If you're dead, who's going to eat all this terrible pizza?!"
"I guess the ticket price is the most painful part of this experience."
"Well, at least you didn't have to wait in line for hours to die."
"Well that was lame. I liked the way you died before better!"
"You've been terminated! Humanely I'm sure!"

Ballroom

Voicelines	Used	Audio File
"Good! You made it. And I see you met my friend, sooner than I was expecting."	After completing "Monkey Business".
"Pay no attention to him! His powers cannot reach you here."
"The ring piece. Place it on the table, now!"
"It's been so long..."
"The ring is called the Riddle of Heaven. An ironic name, don't you think? A demon's power is contained inside it: the creature of infinite cruelty that you just met. Malak."
"Complete the ring, and you can use Malak's power to fulfill your darkest desires...or so the legend goes."
"Eight more pieces to go. Are you ready for another nightmare?"
"Malak has blocked the entrance. I don't think he likes you very much. You'll need inhuman speed to get pass that barrier. Good thing I'm here to help, huh?"	Bierce commenting on the barrier blocking the level entrance.
"Go to the ring altar. I can unlock the power to boost your speed for brief periods of time."	Bierce offering Doug his first power ability.
"Use it wisely. And don't thank me - we'll work that out later."	After obtaining the speed boost power.
"Two down, seven more to go. Want to try for another?"	After completing "Elementary Evil".
"You'll need more than speed boost to get across that. Fall into the pit and I think we can both guess where you'll end up. Fortunately for you, I can give you the power to jump across. No, not with those spindly legs of yours. I'm talking teleportation. Go to the ring altar."	Bierce offering Doug the Teleport power.
"Go on, give it a try. I'll just... add it to your tab."	After obtaining the Teleport power.
"*Chuckles* I didn't think you'd make it this far, love, I really didn't! Who knows, you might just go all the way..."	After completing "Deadly Decadence".
"Oh, yes, Trust the bloodthirsty demon; no doubt he has your best interests at heart!"
"Six pieces left. Ready to try again?"
"Malak's blocked the entrance, now that's just pathetic, don't you think?"	Bierce noting the door blocking the entrance.
"Never fear, love. There's a solution. You'll just need to... rearrange your brain a bit. Go to the ring altar."	Bierce offering Doug the Telepathy power.
"Now, hold still. You might also want to close your eyes. It keeps them from popping out."	Bierce granting the power.
"Just don't let me catch you trying to see through anything besides walls..."	Bierce's warning after unlocking the entrance.
"He's right. I am getting more powerful. Powerful enough to fulfill your every wish. That's why you're here, isn't it?"	After completing "Stranger Sewers".
"Five more pieces to go, love. Care to try your luck again, or would you rather just stay here with me?"
"Malak's left a monster to guard the entrance. Reeks of desperation, don't you think?"	Bierce noting the Murder Monkey guarding the doorway.
"You'll just have to scare it off. Stare into its eyes and convince it that you're the bigger monster."	Bierce's offering the Primal Fear power.
"Trust me, it works. Just ask my late husband. Go to the ring altar."	Bierce continuing her line.
"More lies and empty threats. You expect him to trust you, when you've tried to kill him at every turn?"	After completing "Crazy Carnevil".
"What difference does it make? Bring the piece here, love."
"We're halfway there, love. Just four pieces to go. Don't disappoint me now."
"We need to get that soul shard to get the gate open. Naturally, it's behind those bars. Well, if Malak won't let us get to the shard, we'll have to make the orb come to us."	Bierce remarking the obstacle to the level.
"I just need to make a few more changes to your brain. Don't worry, if you start to feel dizzy, or you start to smell colors, just take a deep breath and wait for it to pass. If it doesn't pass, quit whining and get used to it! I'm a movie star, not a brain surgeon!"	Bierce granting the Telekinesis power.
"Next thing you know, he'll be pleading with you! That's because he's losing! Soon, the ring will be mine again!"	After completing "Torment Therapy".
"Three pieces left. You want a new start? A better life? I can give that to you. All that and more!"
"Malak thinks he's being clever. Now he's got a camera watching the entrance to keep you from getting past. Does he think I'm not capable of making you invisible whenever I want? Or shrinking you to the size of a cockroach, or turning you into a cockroach if I so desire? Well, I'll show him. Return to the ring altar. Fair warning, this... might hurt a bit."	Bierce offering Doug the Vanish power.
"There you are! What happened?! What did he do to you?!"	After completing "Mascot Mayhem".
"How did you escape?"
"You're a bit worse for wear, but you're still alive, and you have the ring piece."
"Such a relief! I thought you were a goner. That would have made all of this for nothing."
"Capable souls are hard to find after all. I'd rather not waste my time waiting for another."
"Yes, that was a compliment. Don't get cocky."
"No time to feel sorry for yourself, take a short breather and pull yourself together. The next nightmare awaits and time is running out."	During the Ballroom cutscene.
"What the- What's happening!? The eye! What did you do!?"
"You idiot! You let him in! Do you realize what you've done!?"
"Is that so? I guess I should thank you then. If I finish you off here, getting the rest of the ring pieces will be much easier. Even this fool won't mess that up."
"You think you can claim me, Malak? I'm not as powerless as I was before."
"Ha!"
"*laughs*" "How does it feel, demon?! To be beaten, and at my mercy for a change. You think you're so clever and yet somehow I always win, beaten by a mere mortal. To think I was silly enough to fear you all this time, the ring's power is even greater than I imagined."
"What are you laughing about!?"
"What trickery is this!?"
"It doesn't matter how many clones you make, I'll destroy them all! I'm too powerful to stop now Malak, I've beaten you!"
"What? Agatha!? No, get off me you little brat! Don't you dare touch me!"
*Moans*
"*Coughs*"
"It was necessary, I had to do it."
"You filthy demon, those are mine! He's taking the ring pieces. If you ever want to see them again, get up right now and stop him."
"No! Those are mine! This is not over Malak, I won't let it end this way."
"*Coughs*" "You think you've won Malak? You don't have them all, the one I took from you that day."
"I will always have it. Be gone from this place, demons!"
"You're alive! Wait... how are you alive?"	After completing "Bearly Buried".
"I thought Malak had taken you for good."
"And the ring pieces! You got them back! Oh, I could kiss you!"
"Not that I'm going to. Don't get your hopes up."
"Also, don't worry about me. I'm fine, I'm not flesh & blood, remember? No matter what torment Malak inflicts on me, I will heal."
"He cannot destroy me. He can only enslave me for all eternity."
"Hmm, I can see it in your eyes that he told you something. Was it about me?"
"Malak told you what I did, didn't he? That I'm trapped here. That I cheated him. Well, so what? He's a demon."
"I'm not proud of what I did, but I lived in an era that was full of cruelty and I was consumed with my desire for stardom in order to escape it. That desire led me down a dark path."
"Surely you can understand that, right?"
"Malak wants our souls. I just want to get out of here. And I meant what I said when I told you I'd give you a new life."
"I will have that power. You've seen what I can do with just a few ring pieces."
"Just two more piece of the ring, and we both get what we want!"
"Glad to have you back."

Chapter 5 (Upcoming Voicelines)

Voicelines	Used	Audio File
"Just one more piece of the ring and we both get what we want!"	Bierce anticipating the time Doug acquires the final ring piece.

Miscellaneous

Voiceline	Used	Audio File
"Go to the ring altar."	After commenting on the level entrance barriers.
*Muttering/Chuckling*	Heard randomly in her ballroom.
*Sighing*	Throughout the cutscenes.
*Evil Cackling*	Bierce cackling at Doug during a game-over.

Bierce's Diaries

Main article: Bierce's Diaries.

When straying from the soul shards

Voiceline	Audio File
"Where are you going? There aren't any soul shards here."
"You're not getting out of here until you've gathered all the soul shards. You get that, right?"
"Are you lost? Go find the soul shards!"
"You need to find those soul shards before something bad finds you!"
"The soul shards aren't going to gather themselves, you know. Keep looking!"
"Can't find any soul shards? Listen for the screams. Tiny, tiny screams."
"Can't find more Soul Shards? Why don't you ask the monster? Maybe it's seen some!"
"Something's missing here... hmm, what could it be? Oh, I know! No shards!"

When discovering secrets

Voiceline	Audio File
"Congratulations. That must've been hard to find."
"I don't remember this being here..."
"You found a secret!"
"Good for you. I hope you choke on it."

Cut Voicelines

"Are you not aware that she offers only lies?" This article contains information on a subject that isn't considered canon in Dark Deception franchise.

Voicelines	Was used	Audio File
"Impossible! You can't be here! I forbid it!"	Unused. Most likely was going to be used for Ballroom cutscene after completing "Mascot Mayhem".
"Push and pull, twist and turn, unlock the puzzle, and the puzzle unlocks you."	Unused
"A sewer... Fitting, don't you think? Considering how you've made your living on human filth."
"Watch out for roaches. The ones down here are huge."
"Oh, I guess roaches really will eat anything."
"The governor called. You've been pardoned. Oops... Too late."
"I think you just became a prison b*tch."
"Welcome to corporate hell. You're just a ghost in the machine. Or you soon will be."
"No dying on the job."
"You've got to admit, that's an impressive severance package."
"Do you want to play a game? Dolly wants to play. She'll feed you arsenic tea, or push you down the stairs. That'd be fun."
"Dolly wants to play a game. The game of stabbing you in the face!"
"Dolly never gets tired of killing you, and I never get tired of watching it."
"Dolly loves you... Dolly loves you...to death!"
"Big and grotesque, but I do like her shoes."

Scrapped

Voicelines	Was used	Audio File
"The ring piece. Place it at the altar, now!"	After completing "Monkey Business" which replaces "altar" with "table".
"You're trying my patience!"	Upon dying to Malak.
"Idiot! Do not fail me again!"
"A flashing red button? Might as well push it. Maybe the second time is the charm."	Bierce used to say this when the player is about to press the button on the fuse box in "Mascot Mayhem". Was removed because Lucky's voiceline was overlapping it.

Dark Deception (2014 Alpha)

"Are you not aware that she offers only lies?" This article contains information on a subject that isn't considered canon in Dark Deception franchise.

Hotel

Voicelines	Was used	Audio File
"Now listen closely, love. See those glowing specs of light."	When starting the level.
"Those are soul shards. Fragments of spirit scattered through the halls of this little maze! Gather them all and the first puzzle piece will be really yours!"
"One more thing. You're not alone! There's a monster in here. A little something I plucked from your worst nightmares! And it's looking for you."
"This is the point where you start running from your life.
"Monkey see, Monkey kill."	When killed by the Murder Monkeys.
"Death by Monkey? Oh dear, *chuckling* How embarrassing!"
"Dead already? That's okay. Nobody liked you anyway."
"Well well. You might just survive this after all. Keep going! You're nearly there!"	After collecting 2/3 of soul shards.
"You've gathered all of the soul shards! Now. Find the puzzle piece before Mr. Monkey finds you.	After collecting all soul shards.

School

Voicelines	Was used	Audio File
"Little Agatha wants to play hide & seek. Ready or not! Here she comes!"	When starting the level.
"Agatha wants to play doctor. Too bad, she's all out of anesthetic."	When killed by Agatha.
"You've gathered half the shards! That makes little Agatha sad. She doesn't like you taking away her playmates."	After collecting half soul shards.
"That's the last of the shards! Now get to the puzzle piece before Agatha gets you!"	After collecting all soul shards.

Monsters & Mortals

"Are you not aware that she offers only lies?" This article contains information on a subject that isn't considered canon in Dark Deception franchise.

Voiceline	Used	Audio File
*Grunts*	Taking damage.
*Exhausting noise*	When stunned.
"No!"	When killed.
"Oh no!"
"So sad"	When attacking.
"Look out!"
"Idiot!"
"Ouch."
"Take that!"
"Let's get this party started!"	When using her ultimate ability.
"I'm genuinely rooting for you."
"Good news."
"Is there a doctor in the house?"

Trivia

• "This is fine." is a reference to a meme from a webcomic.
• "Yes, your corpse will float too" is a reference to IT.
• Bierce refers to "Mr. Monkey" as a singular monster when telling Doug to escape in Monkey Business, even though there are multiple of them.
  • In the Alpha versions, she also refers to them as "Monster" when instructing the player. Fortunately, this was corrected in the final version.
• Bierce's mention of arsenic tea in cut voice lines refers to how she poisoned her husband.
• Most of Bierce's lines from the alpha version were re-used in Dark Deception.
  • Also, one of them got re-used for Super Dark Deception.